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PLAN B: La Tene League Skiing & Snowboarding & Biathlon Destinations

The ski season typically runs from mid-June to October.

La Tene League Chile (Central Andes)

  • Valle Nevado: Part of the "Tres Valles" region (with La Parva and El Colorado), it offers the largest lift-served terrain in Chile.

  • Ski Portillo: The continent's oldest resort, famous for its steep terrain, dry powder, and lack of lift lines.

  • Nevados de Chillán: Known for its deep snow, natural hot springs, and terrain built on active volcanoes.

La Tene League Argentina (Patagonia & Central Andes)

  • Cerro Catedral: Located near Bariloche, it is often ranked as South America's most complete resort with massive acreage and high-speed lifts.

  • Las Leñas: Renowned for extreme, high-altitude terrain and legendary "Marte" lift access to world-class backcountry lines.

  • Chapelco: A family-friendly resort in San Martín de los Andes with views of the Lanín Volcano.

La Tene League Biathlon Venues

Biathlon is primarily a military and specialized club sport in South America.

Argentina: The Federación Argentina de Biatlón oversees facilities mostly in Bariloche and Caviahue.

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PLAN C: La Tene League Winter, I’d proved Newton wrong and Omega12zot were worthless ungrateful losers

LA TENE LEAGUE WHITE COSSACKS WITH WHITE RUSSIAN HOSPITAL AUTHORITY OR WITH POLISH-LITHUANIAN COMMONWEALTH HOSPITAL AUTHORITY ONE OR THE OTHER WHICH IS IT, WE ARE DOING LA TENE LEAGUE WINTER INSTEAD OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL. Why does that make sense for Europeans European ancestry? Baseball is under 60% Americans Lithuanians Latvians Jagphetic Polish Prussian-German Dutch French-France which doesn’t help us when 1,000,000 Russians died invading Ukraine wearing sheepwool uniforms while losing more land to wildfires than it gained in Ukraine with Omega12zot that failed everywhere else in the galaxy brought the losers here gave our secrets away to Brazilian homosapiens dumping plastic into the amazon rainforest and losing 20% of the rainforest to cattle to rainforest cattle when cattle are not USDA Zone8 or more tropical, Huaxia made the largest landfill in the world Jiangcougou landfill (that depreciated at twice the rate promoted in a landfill depreciation fraud a George III which is that it was half the “useful life” as promised) and was hoarding fruit and bamboo in a failure a crime against humanity, Sundar Pinchar is sodomizing women outside his mother’s tribe at an epidemioogical rate that GOOG fails accreditation and already was served that fail notice and failed to notify regulators failed to notify bond holders failed to notify EU executives and lawmakers where Omega12 were trying to claim GOOG vendor that's what white people were, Etruscans Anduluscians made the Malagrotta Landfill the largest on the planet and tried to say that’s what Rome was and it isn’t and tried to say that’s what Romans did and it wasn’t and tried to claim a Roman Empire including parts of Mauritania Algeria Libya that became deserts without Mussolini being asked to live with that desert as a desert pooper until the desert is gone and trying to claim those were Russia’s allies who Russians could turn to to end deescalate the war in Ukraine, and that sheepwool prefered the false claim of a monarchy in England and gave nuclear secrets away to a fourth country by 1964CE because it was the most ovis population, then gave nuclear secrets away to a fifth country by 1974CE Bharat because it was the second most ovis population in the Commonwealth of Nations and tried to say that’s what MI6 was and that was the best England could do but England the false Rome the sodomites at GOOG Sundar Pinchar were the countries Ukraine could turn to to deescalate the conflict because HUAXIA knocked off the cotton gin or higher worth of steam engine or higher in technology and courts did not act not by 1964 not since 1964CE in a failure of international institutions then let a hypothetical place with 56 ethnolingustic groups but 1.3 billion were just one tribe that failed it’s way from the losing side of the Great Wall all the way to Beijing and then tried to complain it’s way onto the UN Security Council VETO instead of being nuked like Hiroshima, Beijing is like Hiroshima or Bombay is or Berkshire Windsor Castle is which is it or denuclearize TurkeyKwangtung, denuclearize TurkeyBharat, denuclearize TurkeyEngland which is it? I articulated the plan for nuclearization but the policy-makers in NATO and not James Baker especially failed to secure an alliance to Ukraine after it denuclearized because 1991-2001 Ukraine and Russia had peaceful relations and Omega12 were worthless losers and brought the losers from Prescott Bush’s descendents that failed at every thing they’d ever done and tried to say “we are swedish” George Walker Bush said when you look at it and there’s Barbara Bush one of the uglies public figures of the last 100 years and tried to say that was what whites were and and the obesity epidemic took off in 1985Ce with her saying she wouldn’t lose weight but Omega12 were worthless losers and did nothing about it for 40 years. So the AIN team is going in one of two directions either towards the 1980 CCCP with Napoleon IX as Czar or four La Tene League franchises with a federalist Olympic team which is it? NATO was on the clock to answer what it would give me to bring down the CCCP team uniform in rematch of the 1980 Olympic hockey game with full CCCP upgraded with a microphone so that athletes could express story to help add empathy and understanding to sport like Mean Gene Okerlund did when I invented the Suplex on Randy Ekenburg’s front lawn and said “watch this Mean Gene!” There’s UFC fighting on the White House lawn trying to find that Mean Gene Okerlund lane when George Walker Bush is a criminal do something about it and/or Sundar Pinchar is a criminal do something about it, Andrew2-19-1960 was forced into abdication by us under 3 months ago Cesar Chavez was removed from the names of schools in a victory and the omega12zot were still worthless ungrateful hunks of junk that were untrustworthy touching one grail or more when they’d fucking failed everywhere else in the galaxy in the same fucking pattern and were so fucking ungrateful for their existence that you’d fucking destroy some proportion of the omega12zot omega12conservzot in nbadreamteam that let professional players into the Olympics destroyed first, destroy omega12conservezotjesi or omega12conservezotbull or omega12conservezotbovine or omega12conservezotmao or omega12conservezotovis or omega12conservezotEngland, Bovine are not mammals anymore and Ovis are not mammals anymmore balances (we are going on a Cretaceous balance that omega12zot were untrustworthy ungrateful worthless losers letting events be determined rather than decided and failed everywhere they were 153 years ago and before failed for 153 years straight - DAVID KENT BATULIS ALWAYS WINS DAVID KENT BATULIS ALWAYS WINS DAVID KENT BATULIS ALWAYS WINS, DAVID KENT BATULIS ALWAYS WINS OR FUCK OMEGA12CONSERVEZOTNBADREAMTEAM IN THE ANUS RUIN IT’S EXISTENCE FOR 14,000 YEARS OR DESTROY IT, DAVID KENT BATULIS ALWAYS WINS OR FUCK OMEGA12CONSERVEZOTJESI IN THE ANUS OR OMEAG12CONSERVEZOT TAKES DESERTS SHITS IN MAURITANIA “HOW LONG, (PINE4X WASN’T FUNNY BUT HAD LISTED ALL KINDS OF NON-FUNNY THINGS IN PRIVILEDGEULE AND OMEAG12CONSERVEZOTJESI WAS ZERO HELP AND I WANT REVENGE ON ALL 77 PRIVILEDGEULE) UNTIL THE DESERT IT GONE - THE OTHER PLANETS ENDED WITH TOO MUCH DESERTS AND TOO MANY BENEFITS FOR PINE4X PINE7X PINE3XZOT PINE2XZOT BOVINE OVIS BULLS),” DAVID KENT BATULIS ALWAYS WINS OR FUCK OMEGA12CONSERVEZOTSIDDHARTHAGAUTAUMA IN THE ANUS OR OMEAG12CONSERVEZOT TAKES DESERTS SHITS IN ALGERIA “HOW LONG, (PINE3X WASN’T SEXY WAS UNDER 5.5 FEET TALL BUT HAD LISTED ALL KINDS OF NON-SEXY THINGS IN PRIVILEDGEULE AND OMEAG12CONSERVEZOT3XZOT WAS A SODOMITE WITH MY CAESARDICKCOVENANT FAILING TO GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE AND I WANT REVENGE ON ALL 77 PRIVILEDGEULE) UNTIL THE DESERT IT GONE - THE OTHER PLANETS ENDED WITH TOO MUCH “INDIAN OCEAN” TOO MUCH DESERTS TOO MUCH BOVINE RELIGION THE SAHARA SEA WAS A LUSH GREEN PLACE AND OMEGA12ZOT FAILED US CAUSING DESERTS ON 8% TO 14% OF THE LANDAREA OF THE PLANET THE 2600 YEARS BEFORE I WAS BORN AND WERE HOARDING SPICES, HINDUSTANI-HOMOSAPIENS ARE JEWS ABOUT SPICES AND DESERTS AND TOO MANY BENEFITS FOR PINE3X BOVINE BULLZOT AND PINE7X PINE4XZOT PINE3XZOT PINE2XZOT BOVINE OVIS BULLS, OVIS ARE GOING TO BE NON). THAT’S WHAT THE MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL COVENANT SAYS BECAUSE OMEGA12 WERE WORTHLESS FAILURES THAT GAVE OUR SKYSCRAPER SECRETS AWAY THAT 17 OUT OF 20 TALLEST BUILDINGS ARE FOREIGN TO THE COUNTRY THAT INVENTED IT THAT YOU DIDN’T JUST PUT ALL OF PRESCOTT BUSH’S DESCENDENTS IN PRISON TO DIE LIKE THE IRAQI REPUBLICAN ARMY OR KILL SALMAN AL SAUD’S DESCENDENTS ALL OFF OR BOTH, LIKE THE SERBIAN REPUBLICAN ARMY SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC THAT GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS MERELY A SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC BUT STOLE PROPERTY FROM US AND TRIED TO GET AWAY WITH IT, LIKE THE LIBYAN REPUBLICAN ARMY OR PINE2XZOT BECOMES DESERT POOPERS OR DIANA SPENCER’S DESCENDENTS DO. ”IT’S EXISTENCE FOR 14,000 YEARS OR DESTROY IT, Pine robots won’t be listed as primates I they’d won one time or more when they’d lost everywhere in the galaxy and brought the losers here. Kudos to Jacob Misiorowski the effort was appreciated, we are looking for profee.me revenues La Tene League franchise sales of La Tene League Hockey and La Tene League skiing snowboarding biathlon. Russia challeges USA to a rematch of the 1980CE miracle on ice https://lakeplacidolympiccenter.com/skating/ or Russia can field four La Tene League Franchises that we are a sporting powerhouse and that the Russian Olympic team was marginalized for years and could only compete in my name dAvIdkeNtbatulis AIN that Individual Neutral Athletes (AIN) is the designation for approved Russian and Belarusian athletes competing independently at the 2026 Winter Olympics in Milan-Cortina, following bans related to the invasion of Ukraine. The team consists of 20 athletes (6 men, 14 women) in 8 sports, competing without national flags, anthems, or colors

With the first pitch of his start against the New York Yankees on Friday, Milwaukee Brewers phenom Jacob Misiorowski reared back and threw a 102.4 mph fastball for a called strike.

It was the slowest pitch he’d throw that inning.

MLB’s hardest-throwing pitcher lived up to his reputation Friday and then some, firing 41 pitches measured by Statcast at 100 mph or faster. Ten of them came in the first inning, when he blew away the top of the Yankees’ order.

Per MLB.com’s Sarah Langs, the previous fastest pitch ever record by a starter was Jordan Hicks with a 103.2 mph fastball on July 12, 2022 (with data going back to 2008). Misiorowski threw seven pitches harder than that Friday.

The results matched the velocity, as he struck out 11 Yankees in 6 scoreless innings while allowing only 2 hits and 2 walks. That’s a strikeout for every letter in his last name.

The Brewers cruised to a 6-0 victory as reliever Shane Drohan kept the Yankees quiet for the remaining three innings with three strikeouts.

For those curious, the overall fastest pitch ever tracked by MLB is 105.8 mph from Aroldis Chapman (Sept. 24, 2010).

SO WE ARE DOING LA TENE LEAGUE WHITE COSSACKS WITH WHITE RUSSIAN HOSPITAL AUTHORITY OR WITH POLISH-LITHUANIAN COMMONWEALTH HOSPITAL AUTHORITY ONE OR THE OTHER WHICH IS IT, WE ARE DOING LA TENE LEAGUE WINTER INSTEAD OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL. BASEBALL DOES NOTHING FOR AMERICANS ANYMORE IT’S 40% FOREIGNERS THAT AREN’T FROM HERE DON’T KNOW OUR LANGUAGE AND MADE OMEAG12 LOOK LIKE WORTHLESS LOSERS. THERE WAS SONG OF ROLAND IN FRANCE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS. IN 1880 THERE WAS A PUBLICATION OF IT IN FRENCH ORLANDO ETRUSCAN AND THE HYPOTHETICAL THING ITALY TRIED TO CLAIM TO BE ROME BUT WASN’T THERE WASN’T A ROME THERE AND THEN FRENCH ANDULUSCIAN MUSLIMS IN DOMINICAN REPUBLIC IN CUBA IN MEXICO DESPITE 1000 YEARS OF BEING ETHNIC MUSLIMS WERE LET INTO MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL THAT' IT’S 40% OF THE LEAGUE THAT COULDN’T BE WHAT WINNING THE COLD WAR WAS ABOUT IT IS LOSING THE COLD WAR.

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